Thoughts from Allie & Hoss
Happy Birthday Hoss and Allie! Three years old and holding! March 26 2013, 0 Comments
Allie asked for a walk in the snow!
Hossie asked for a new head shot and photo for his new exercise video!
"Don't hate me because I'm fabulous." "...and a one and a two..."
Boxing Day January 04 2013, 0 Comments
Allie - "Traditional Human Boxing Day is steeped in British Human history. (We watch the History Channel sometimes-you humans are nuts!). Humans allowed other humans to have a special day after Christmas to celebrate. It does not make sense to us why humans always separate themselves from other humans so we have "Cat" anized our Boxing Day and let our humans help us wrap boxes. We may not all have presents inside but what's important is that everybody gets a box!"
Hoss - "Uh huh."
Hoss - "I was helping human mom ("mom") wrap presents but she didn't want me to use my teeth or my nails."
Allie - "Your teeth and nails tear the paper up."
Hoss - "Exactly!"
Allie - "My box is a place where I can watch my favorite shows on Animal Planet. Sir David Attenborough narrates Frozen Planet and I can see myself running with the wolves! OMG Hossie you were asleep when this episode came on!"
Hoss and Allie or Allie and Hoss? Welcome to our Blog! August 25 2012, 1 Comment
(HOSS-4 weeks old) H- Hi! This is Hoss.
(ALLIE-4 weeks old)
A-Hey this is Allie. We haven't decided who's name goes first.
Both- Welcome to our blog!
H-Those are our baby pictures.
A-My name should be first it begins with A!
H- It doesn't matter. Our human mom has final editing rights. We are two and one half years old and excited about our greeting card business. We want to start at the beginning so you know who we are.
A-Then my name is first. We learned English from our real folks and first human family. We were born of a union between
our dad (he passed away) and our mom. Dad was a big gray dude and a lot of fun. He wasn't so good with the potty training though cause he always missed the litter box. Mom was the hunter and I would go in the woods with her as soon as I could. I'll get more detailed later.
H-Too scary in the woods.
A-Mom and I would bring stuff home like a rabbit or a possum but our humans would throw them out. That was a lot of hard work gone to waste.
H-I liked to drink from mom. Where's mom's picture?
A-Momma's boy. I'll find a picture for next time.
H-Thanks for visiting us!
A-Yeah thanks. We got a nap to take right now.