Flat Ass



"If I lay on my stomach 8 hours a day will I develop a flat stomach?" - Anonymous


Front: Sitting 8 hours a day helps me develop my flat ass.
Inside Right: Happy Birthday 
Inside Left: Like an ol' white dude


5” x 7” folded full-color greeting card on premium paper with
envelope (Envelopes are Rainforest Alliance Certified and made
out of 10% recycled paper) in a protective clear bag w/flap seal.


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